How will I be policed?
I don't know if you are at all worried about this but I certainly am. There is a part of me that is still very much a child when it comes to sponsorship. I don't want to sponsor you to try I want to sponsor you to do. As a kid I never gave anyone their sponsorship money for sponsored silence or sponsored fasts, or even fun runs until the task was completed - and you know what if you cheated, or had to speak to ask to go to the loo or snuck a sweet at midday, or twisted your ankle the day before the race - then you wouldn't get your sponsorship money at all.
Because for me as a child sponsorship wasn't about generosity or charity. It was about taking a gamble on whether someone could actually do something really hard. Now that probably tells you something about my personality that isn't entirely flattering. But I think it's important. As an adult people who really love you will sponsor you regardless of what you are doing - but your acquaintances - if they are going to put their hands in their pockets they are going to want to see you sweat.
So you need to see me sweat - you need proof that I'm doing what I've said I'll do, and the rules will help you keep track of just that.
The Rules
- Ed will only wear 35 items of clothing from 23rd May 2015 to 23rd May 2016.
- Anything fabric that is visible counts as clothing with the exception of tights and socks (sorry chaps but hygiene)
- In the spirit of rule 1 Ed can only wear plain black tights, any variation on this counts as one of the 35 items
- Clothes that are needed for specific sporting activities don't count as long as they are exclusively used for those activities (this is basically my yoga/ running kit, walking boots and walking sandals) - if these are worn outside of specific activities they count as one of the 35 items
- If I'm lucky enough to go on holiday I'll take 1 bikini, it won't count as an item of clothing & there will be no photos of it (consider this a kindness)
- Jewelry isn't clothing, neither is a belt
- I will keep a list & photo's of allowed clothing on a blogpost. Once there are 35 items on the list - that is it - if I haven't allowed for weather/ certain occasions - tough.
- I will take a photo of my outfit everyday & post it on Instagram so you have (boring repetitive) proof I am sticking to the rules
- Pairs of things (shoes, gloves) count as one item, but only if they are called 'a pair of' don't worry I won't try and sneak in a suit!
- If something breaks I have to try to fix it - if something gets stained I can dye it. If something horrible goes wrong out of my control & I lose an item - then you my sponsors will vote on what I can do about it.
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